Never Killed a Mountain Lion Choked a Cougar T-Shirt

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This funny lion t-shirt features the vintage-style quote "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION — But I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR" in cream and burnt-orange lettering on a heather navy tee.A ch...

ColorHeather Blue
SizeS
Your price$19.87$29.80

Product details

This funny lion t-shirt features the vintage-style quote "NEVER KILLED A MOUNTAIN LION — But I'VE CHOKED A COUGAR" in cream and burnt-orange lettering on a heather navy tee.

A cheeky pick for outdoorsy jokers and pun lovers.

Why you'll love it

  • Witty "Never killed a mountain lion... choked a cougar" quote
  • Vintage two-tone lettering with script "But" accent
  • Heather navy T-shirt, classic fit
  • 100% cotton (heather colors blend in polyester), sizes S-5XL
  • Printed to order — never mass produced

Shipping & returns

Free US shipping on orders over $30. 30-day hassle-free returns.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold. Turn inside out to protect the print. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or air dry. Iron on reverse; avoid ironing directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

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