T-Shirt

'I'm Really a Bear' Human Costume T-Shirt

$12.99 $19.48 -33% OFF
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Color: Black
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THIS IS MY HUMAN COSTUME, I'M REALLY A BEAR is stacked across the chest in oversized, hand-lettered white type, with a small bear silhouette tucked into the final line as the punchline. No pumpkins or ghosts needed to sell the Halloween angle. A low-effort costume solution for bear people who would rather stay in a t-shirt. 100% cotton, sizes S-5XL, printed fresh for each order rather than sitting in a warehouse. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
  • Material: 100% Premium Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Weight: 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² — soft, breathable, and durable
  • Fit: Standard Unisex Classic Fit (True to US size)
  • Size Range: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
  • Printing: Direct-To-Garment (DTG) using water-based, eco-friendly inks that will not peel or crack
  • 🌊 Machine wash cold: Use cold water (30°C / 86°F) inside out with similar colors.
  • 🔄 Turn inside out: Preserves the printed graphic artwork wash after wash.
  • 🚫 No bleach or fabric softeners: Keeps the fibers and print vibrant.
  • ♨️ Tumble dry low: Or hang dry for best long-term results.
  • 🔥 Iron on reverse: Never iron directly onto the printed artwork.

📦 Production Time: Printed to order within 3–5 business days.

🚚 Delivery: 5–10 business days for United States. Free shipping on orders over $30.

🛡️ 30-Day Guarantee: If your item arrives damaged or defective, we will send an immediate free replacement or refund.