Everything Will Kill You Choose Something Fun Climbing Tee

This long-sleeve tee features the quote "everything will kill you so choose something fun" beside a cartoon climber on a rock face, on a gray long sleeve.

A cheeky motto for climbers who know the risks and climb anyway.

Why you'll love it

• "Everything will kill you so choose something fun" lettering
• Colorful cartoon climber with rope and carabiners
• Gray long-sleeve tee, classic fit
• 100% cotton (heather colors blend in polyester), sizes S-5XL
• Printed to order — never mass produced

Shipping & returns

Free US shipping on orders over $30. 30-day hassle-free returns.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold. Turn inside out to protect the print. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or air dry. Iron on reverse; avoid ironing directly on the print. Do not dry clean.