Cabaret Makes Me Happy You Not So Much T-Shirt

This funny cabaret t-shirt features bold "CABARET MAKES ME HAPPY — YOU NOT SO MUCH" white lettering, on a black tee.

For cabaret superfans with zero patience for small talk.

Why you'll love it

• Bold white block lettering
• Snarky cabaret-fan attitude
• Black T-shirt, classic fit
• 100% cotton (heather colors blend in polyester), sizes S-5XL
• Printed to order — never mass produced

Shipping & returns

Free US shipping on orders over $30. 30-day hassle-free returns.

Care instructions

Machine wash cold. Turn inside out to protect the print. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or air dry. Iron on reverse; avoid ironing directly on the print. Do not dry clean.