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Pretend I'm a Giraffe Print Lettering T-Shirt
Oversized block letters, each one filled edge to edge with a brown giraffe-spot pattern instead of solid color, spell out PRETEND I'M A GIRAFFE across the chest. There is no separate animal graphic, just the lettering carrying the print. A bold, typography-led pick for the joke alone. Printed to order, never mass produced. 100% cotton (heather colours blend polyester), S-5XL. Cold wash, low tumble dry. Free shipping on US orders over $30, 30 days to return.
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Pretend I'm a Giraffe T-Shirt
The entire design is text: PRETEND I'M A GIRAFFE stacked in large, worn-looking white letters on a light blue ground. There is no giraffe illustration at all, just the statement itself. Works as an easy matching-costume shirt for someone who wants the joke without the artwork. 100% cotton (heather colours blend in polyester), sizes S-5XL, printed to order, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Horse Costume Legs T-Shirt
A horse's hindquarters, tail and legs are printed low on the shirt as if they belong to the wearer, with PRETEND I'M A HORSE lettered in bold caps underneath. The photo-real horse half does the costume work without any actual dress-up required. An easy, funny stand-in for a full Halloween costume. Printed to order on 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather colors blended with a little polyester. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30 and 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Lion Bold Stacked Text T-Shirt
Large stacked white letters fill the front reading PRETEND I'M A LION, with no illustration to back it up, just the joke itself on a plain black tee. The oversized type makes it readable from across the room. An easy last-minute costume stand-in for anyone who would rather not wear a mask. Printed to order on 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather colours blended with a little polyester. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30 and 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Lion Cartoon Cub T-Shirt
A small round-faced lion cub sits with its tail curled beside it, PRETEND I'M A LION arched overhead in warm orange and brown lettering on a sunny yellow shirt. The bright color and simple cub shape keep it aimed squarely at younger wearers. An easy stand-in costume tee for a kid who loves lions. 100% cotton, sizes S-5XL, printed fresh for each order rather than sitting in a warehouse. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Lion Costume Text Tee
Three lines of loose, handwritten-style lettering spell out PRETEND, I'M A, and LION, filling the chest with no other artwork. No mane, no face, just the instruction. Built for the lazy Halloween costume crowd who would rather wear a joke than a full outfit. 100% cotton, sizes S-5XL, printed fresh for each order rather than sitting in a warehouse. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Lion Distressed Dash Text T-Shirt
PRETEND I'M A LION is set in three lines of heavy distressed type, no lion image anywhere on the shirt, just bold black lettering on white. The worn texture on the letters gives it a stamped, well-loved look. A quick last-minute costume line for anyone who wants a joke without any artwork to explain. 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather shades lightly blended with polyester. Printed to order, machine wash cold, tumble dry low. US orders over $30 ship free with 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Lion Sleeping Lion T-Shirt
A lion lies curled up and clearly dozing, rendered in soft tan and brown, with PRETEND I'M A LION lettered above it in worn gold script. The sleepy pose undercuts the usual roaring king-of-the-jungle image on purpose. A pick for anyone who wants their animal tee to admit it would rather be napping. 100% cotton, sizes S-5XL, printed fresh for each order rather than sitting in a warehouse. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Lion Text T-Shirt
The entire front is given over to bold, hand-drawn block letters reading PRETEND I'M A LION, stacked across a soft pale yellow shirt. There is no lion imagery at all, just the type doing the work as a stand-in costume. A quick, low-effort pick for anyone who wants a Halloween costume without the face paint. 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather shades lightly blended with polyester. Printed to order, machine wash cold, tumble dry low. US orders over $30 ship free with 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Lion Text T-Shirt in Gold
The design repeats the same bold, hand-drawn block letters reading PRETEND I'M A LION, this time set against a rich golden yellow shirt rather than pale yellow. The warmer background gives the costume tee a bit more punch on the rack. A quick Halloween pick for anyone who wants the joke without the makeup, in a bolder colorway. 100% cotton, sizes S-5XL, printed fresh for each order rather than sitting in a warehouse. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Llama Halloween Costume T-Shirt
Yellow, red, and orange lettering spells out Pretend I'm a Llama above a stylized llama head rendered like a costume mask, complete with a chin strap detail. It reads as the shirt doing all the costume work. A simple choice for anyone who wants an easy, no-prep Halloween look. Made to order on 100% cotton, S-5XL, with heather shades carrying a touch of polyester for softness. Wash cold, dry low. US orders over $30 ship free, returns open 30 days.
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pretend i'm a minion shirt Halloween Party Family Bruh Pretend I'm Minion Costume Family Lazy Easy Halloween T-Shirt
- Fabric type: Solid Colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester; OR: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton; OR: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
- Care instructions: Machine Wash
- Origin: Imported
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Pretend I'm A Mosquito Funny Halloween Costume Pretend I'm A Mosquito Funny Lazy Halloween Costume Party T-Shirt
- Fabric type: Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; Dark Heather and Heather Blue: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester; OR Dark Heather, Heather Blue and All Other Heathers: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton; Girls' Heathers: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
- Care instructions: Machine Wash
- Origin: Imported
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PRETEND I'M A PIG Bold Text T-Shirt
PRETEND I'M A PIG stacks in three lines of heavy black block letters straight across a solid pink shirt, no illustration or icon attached. The whole joke rides on the text alone, doubling as a zero-effort Halloween costume. Works for anyone who wants a laugh without carrying a graphic. 100% cotton, sizes S-5XL, printed fresh for each order rather than sitting in a warehouse. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Pig Costume T-Shirt - Bold Rounded Script on Pink
Three lines of bold white type stack up to read PRETEND I'M A PIG, filling the shirt front on solid pink with no other artwork. The plain, oversized lettering makes the whole shirt the costume. An easy last-minute Halloween pick for anyone who does not want to build an actual pig outfit. Printed to order on 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather colors blended with a little polyester. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30 and 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Pig Costume T-Shirt - Flowing Brush Script on Pink
PRETEND I'M A PIG is stacked in plain white capitals on a solid pink shirt, with no illustration to back it up. It works as its own costume, letting the shirt do the entire joke without a single drawing. Made for the last-minute Halloween plan that still needs to land. Printed to order, never mass produced. 100% cotton (heather colors blend polyester), S-5XL. Cold wash, low tumble dry. Free shipping on US orders over $30, 30 days to return.
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Pretend I'm a Pig Costume Text T-Shirt
There is no pig illustration here, just PRETEND I'M A PIG stacked in large white letters on a solid pink shirt. It works as a last-minute costume shirt, letting the words do the transformation instead of a printed pig. Good for a low-effort Halloween outfit that still gets the joke across. 100% cotton, sizes S-5XL, printed fresh for each order rather than sitting in a warehouse. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Pig Dotted Circle T-Shirt
Handwritten lettering reading PRETEND I'M A PIG sits centered inside a simple ring of white dots, with no other imagery on the shirt. Printed on bold blue. A low-effort, text-only costume for anyone who would rather skip the makeup and let the shirt do the talking. Printed to order on 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather colors blended with a little polyester. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30 and 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Pig Halloween Costume T-Shirt
Large white script across a pink tee reads PRETEND I'M A PIG, plain and unapologetic. No mask, no snout, just the instruction printed right on the shirt. Built for the last-minute Halloween crowd who would rather wear the joke than build the costume. 100% cotton (heather colors blend in polyester), sizes S-5XL, printed to order, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Pig Halloween T-Shirt
Bold white script fills the chest of a black tee with PRETEND I'M A PIG, no other art or border. It is the same lazy-costume idea as the pink version, just switched to a plain black shirt for a less sugary look. Good for trick-or-treaters who want the joke without the makeup. Printed to order on 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather colors blended with a little polyester. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30 and 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Pig Text T-Shirt
Pretend I'm a Pig stacks in plain block capitals down the front of a solid pink shirt, with no imagery beyond the text itself. The bare, sign-like layout makes the joke the entire costume. Built for the lazy Halloween dresser who would rather wear a caption than a costume. Printed to order, never mass produced. 100% cotton (heather colors blend polyester), S-5XL. Cold wash, low tumble dry. Free shipping on US orders over $30, 30 days to return.
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Pretend I'm a Polar Bear Bold Text T-Shirt
PRETEND I'M A POLAR BEAR is stacked in heavy, oversized black capitals that take up most of the chest, printed clean with no extra artwork. The stark black-on-white contrast puts the whole focus on the line itself. A direct choice for anyone who wants the joke to do all the talking. Printed to order on 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather colours blended with a little polyester. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30 and 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Polar Bear Bold Text T-Shirt
The design is pure typography: PRETEND I'M A POLAR BEAR stacked in bright cyan block letters, filling the chest with no supporting graphic. The bold color against black keeps it punchy and legible from a distance. A straightforward joke tee for polar bear lovers who would rather not explain the reference. 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather shades lightly blended with polyester. Printed to order, machine wash cold, tumble dry low. US orders over $30 ship free with 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Polar Bear Chalk Text T-Shirt
Pretend I'm A Polar Bear is lettered in a loose, hand-drawn chalk style stacked across three lines, with no other artwork on the shirt. The rough, sketchy type keeps the joke casual rather than shouty. Works as a quick, low-effort costume line for Halloween or any day someone needs an excuse. Printed to order, never mass produced. 100% cotton (heather colours blend polyester), S-5XL. Cold wash, low tumble dry. Free shipping on US orders over $30, 30 days to return.
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Pretend I'm a Polar Bear Costume T-Shirt
The entire design is the phrase PRETEND I'M A POLAR BEAR, set in thick, rough hand-drawn capital letters across a plain white shirt. There is no bear artwork at all, just the instruction. Built for the person who wants a costume without wearing an actual costume. 100% cotton (heather colours blend in polyester), sizes S-5XL, printed to order, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Polar Bear Costume T-Shirt
The entire print is hand-lettered text reading PRETEND I'M A POLAR BEAR, stacked across four lines with no illustration attached. It is the shirt for the person who wants a costume without buying, sewing or wearing an actual costume. Suited to Halloween, a school spirit day, or any occasion demanding minimal effort. 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather shades lightly blended with polyester. Printed to order, machine wash cold, tumble dry low. US orders over $30 ship free with 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Polar Bear Halloween T-Shirt
As with the matching design, the shirt carries only the phrase PRETEND I'M A POLAR BEAR in large black block letters on white, with no bear artwork included. The joke relies entirely on the reader filling in the costume themselves. A quick option for last-minute Halloween plans. 100% cotton, sizes S-5XL, printed fresh for each order rather than sitting in a warehouse. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Porcupine Quill Pig T-Shirt
A brown porcupine with a full arc of spiked quills stands centered between PRETEND I'M A above and PORCUPINE below, both in tall white block type. Porcupines are sometimes nicknamed quill pigs, tying the design to the wider pig-themed line. A fit for a porcupine owner or vet who wants the joke spelled out plainly. 100% cotton in sizes S-5XL, heather shades lightly blended with polyester. Printed to order, machine wash cold, tumble dry low. US orders over $30 ship free with 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a Rabbit Bold Text T-Shirt
Three stacked lines of bold white type read PRETEND I'M A RABBIT against solid black, ending in a period like a flat statement rather than a joke setup. There is no rabbit drawing, the words carry the whole design. A simple option for a costume-free Halloween or anyone who wants a deadpan one-liner shirt. Made to order on 100% cotton, S-5XL, with heather shades carrying a touch of polyester for softness. Wash cold, dry low. US orders over $30 ship free, returns open 30 days.
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Pretend I'm A SuperHero Halloween Tees Pretend I'm A Super Hero Funny Easy Lazy Halloween Costume T-Shirt
- Fabric type: Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; Dark Heather and Heather Blue: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester; OR Dark Heather, Heather Blue and All Other Heathers: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton; Girls' Heathers: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
- Care instructions: Machine Wash
- Origin: Imported
- Closure type: Pull On
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Pretend I'm a volcano matching costume halloween Pretend I'm a volcano T-Shirt
- Fabric type: Solid Colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester; OR: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton; OR: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
- Care instructions: Machine Wash
- Origin: Imported
- Closure type: Pull On
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Pretend I'm A Water Buffalo Bold Text T-Shirt
PRETEND I'M A WATER BUFFALO is stacked in oversized white block letters that fill nearly the entire black tee. This version pushes the type larger than a more compact layout, making the joke read from farther away. A bold pick for anyone who wants the line impossible to miss. Printed to order, never mass produced. 100% cotton (heather colors blend polyester), S-5XL. Cold wash, low tumble dry. Free shipping on US orders over $30, 30 days to return.
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Pretend I'm A Water Buffalo T-Shirt
PRETEND I'M A WATER BUFFALO is stacked in heavy white block type across a black tee, no illustration needed. The text alone does the joke telling. Works as a last-minute Halloween costume or just a laugh for anyone who would rather skip the actual costume shopping. 100% cotton, sizes S-5XL, printed fresh for each order rather than sitting in a warehouse. Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Free US shipping over $30, 30-day returns.
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Pretend I'm a White Rabbit Halloween Costume T-Shirt
White block letters spell out PRETEND I'M A WHITE RABBIT across four stacked lines on a plain white tee. No costume pieces needed, the words do all the work. Works for anyone who wants a low-effort Halloween look, or a nod to Alice in Wonderland without the ears. Made to order on 100% cotton, S-5XL, with heather shades carrying a touch of polyester for softness. Wash cold, dry low. US orders over $30 ship free, returns open 30 days.
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Pretend I'm Canadian Funny Vintage Canada Flag Pretend I'm Canadian Canada Day Canadian Halloween Costume T-Shirt
- Fabric type: Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; Dark Heather and Heather Blue: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester; OR Dark Heather, Heather Blue and All Other Heathers: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton; Girls' Heathers: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
- Care instructions: Machine Wash
- Origin: Imported
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Pretend I'm Easy Halloween Costumes Pretend I'm Gravy - Lazy Halloween Costume Idea T-Shirt
- Fabric type: Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; Dark Heather and Heather Blue: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester; OR Dark Heather, Heather Blue and All Other Heathers: 65% Polyester, 35% Cotton; Girls' Heathers: 60% Cotton, 40% Polyester
- Care instructions: Machine Wash
- Origin: Imported
- Sleeve type: Short Sleeve
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